why congress needs someone with pride

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I don't beg for money to get elected.

It is amazing to me the job interview for political office consists of asking strangers for money and wasting it on self-aggrandizing advertisements. We shouldn't be surprised that after elected they just spend your money to make themselves look good while they pretend to help people. The government fails because  people need a kind of help money cant buy. The democrats only pretend to try to help so the can create more government union jobs. Anyone who thinks today's democrats want to help the disenfranchised in any meaningful way is clinically delusional.

Stealing from baby's is bad.

The defecate is over 22 billion and that money is "borrowed" from future generations. Problem is if you take something without consent or even warning its stealing. Everyone in congress thinks babies did consent to getting their money stolen, because they seem to enjoy financially raping baby's. #babymetoo$

Firearms

Preserving the 2nd amendment in case the government plays games with the first amendment is mandatory. The far left is trying to silence the rest of us probably because they hate EVERYTHING which includes you. Reinstating hunter safety class in schools is a great way to teach trigger discipline and reduce mass shootings. I'll introduce that legislation on day one.

Healthcare

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Timber

 

It defies logic that we are underutilizing the forests. There are two things that are fixable with good policy:

1. Things that are made of plastic, generally from China, that could be made out of Oregon wood. Chairs, tables and many other things should be made environmentally responsibly out of Oregon wood.

2. Forest fires are the worst in so many ways and modern logging techniques allow to us keep a beautiful landscape while at the same time creating jobs, increase funding for rural school children forgotten about by Salem, reduce or eliminate forest fires, and do our part to reduce the effects of climate change with healthy carbon eating trees. 

Homeless

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2018 voters Pamphlets

Below are the entries I made in the voters pamphlet for the 2018 election. Look them over to get a feel my take on issues that are most important to me. I beat Christine Ruck in our primary but the race taught me so much. She was a great advocate for Oregon and we will all miss her.

the 6 most INTERESTING doors

Voters Pamphlet

  • Me: my name is.......I'll ask for your vote.
  • Door: I dont vote.
  • Me: Why not?
  • Door: Cause I might get colon cancer.
  • Me: I am not sure I understand.
  • Door: The stuff I read in the voters pamphlet make me feel like you people are blowing smoke up my ...(behind)
  • Me: HAHAHAHA

Health Care

  • Me:...I'll ask for your vote
  • Door: Whats your health care policy?
  • Me: I wont be in charge of Americas health care but I can work to stop lifestyle choice diseases. With positive dietary education starting at a young age and constantly reinforced we could chip away at diabetes, hypertension and high cholesterol.
  • Door: Save money and lives?
  • Me: I hope so

Food Stamps

  • Me: And I will fight to stop hungry people from using food stamps to buy unhealthy food, starting with no food stamps for soda. 
  • Door: First of all I support only Democrats, in addition don't you know sugar is babies first food. 
  • Me: Did you just compare a lactating woman to a soda fountain?  
  • Door: SLAM

Firearms

  • Me: And I had gun legislation introduced SB801 which would have had a 30 min firearm safety program for 1st graders. “stop” “don’t touch” “run” “tell an adult” if they ran across an unsecured firearm. 
  • Door: Finally, gun legislation which would make a real difference
  • Me: Well, it didn't pass, The league of Women Voters and Cease Fire Oregon had it killed because they thought it was too radical.
  • Door: They are pathetic.
  • Me: I noticed that too.

Environment

  • Me:... I'll ask for your vote.
  • Door: How do you feel about global warming?
  • Me: It seems like democrats are pretend afraid of it. If they were serious they would introduce legislation to ration plastic, meat, rubber, and gas. Ask people to plant victory gardens along with recycle and reuse everything. Like WWII
  • Door: That seems like would be difficult.
  • Me: The generation that did it didn't seem to be adversely affected in any serious way
  • Door: Yea, grandpa was cool.

Homeless

  • Me:...I'll ask for your vote.
  • Door: what are you going to do about homelessness?
  • Me: I trust the Eugene mission more then state of Oregon to handle it. Governor Brown sees federal dollars per homeless person so she can grow bureaucracies while the Mission staff sees Jesus when they see a homeless person.
  • Door: We should stand with Jesus on this one.
  • Talking to people like you is the highlight of my campaign.